Best Pope story yet?
Pope Francis has been sneaking out of the Vatican at night to serve the homeless.
The Pope for people who don’t like popes strikes again.
HE WAS ALSO A BOUNCER AT A NIGHTCLUB
Pope Francis has also shed the trappings of wealth that generally accompany his position (golden cape, ornate throne) in favor of white threads and a simple wooden chair. He’s also the first Pope to wash a woman’s feet, insisting that it’s what Jesus Christ would have done. Even if you’re not religious you can appreciate that this is a genuinely good man, and a wonderful leader of the Catholic Church.
WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD WHY IS MY SENSE OF HUMOR THIS TERRIBLE
So we used to give this feed to our chickens that had sunflower seeds in it, and the chooks would scratch about, sending lots of sunflower seeds into nearby garden beds. This got to the point that we had a bed that was almost entirely sunflowers growing next to our dining room window, which was wonderfully shady and beautiful. Our dogs used to lie underneath them to keep cool.
My parents love them, they call them “happy sunshiney faces” so I see pictures of sunflowers and remember all of these simple happy things, and that’s just really pleasant.
Sorry not sorry.
The men of tumblr unite. Because this is more than fighting the patriarchy, this is fighting for the voice of the people.
THE FUCK DID YOU SAY THE PATRIARCHY WAS UP TO?
I’M ON MY WAY.
Who is this how did you get this numb—THE PATRIARCHY IS DOING WHTA
SAVE SOME PATRIARCH BLOOD FOR US
3:01PM SYDNEY TIME
AW HELL NO
I’M COMIN YOU MOTHERFUCKERS I DON’T EVEN CARE IF THEY DON’T LET ME ON A PLANE
Meanwhile in England……..
"Jolly great bit of Tea"
"THE PATRIARCHY DOING WHAT!?!!?!?!"
"Those Bloody Wankers!!!!!!"
"It Looks Like Tea Time Is Going To Have To Wait"
"It’s A Jolly Good Thing I kept My Old Equipment…."
"All Right Old Chaps, Im On My Way!!!"
I just reblogged this, but IT GOT BETTER.
Ladies and gentlemen, the British.
And people say the internet is a waste of time.
hello i have come to seduce you
Why don’t we… Quack open a bottle of wine?
Dinner m’lady? I’ll cover the bill.
Wine? I brought my own corkscrew.
Any one of these would be fine thank you :3
Mama Fury on waking up the Avengers.
i am tony stark